Van JensenWhat the heck is this, a trivet?"" I AM WAFFLE FACE!
About This Quote
It's a funny thing about Waffle Face: he loves pancakes, but he can never eat them. He likes to eat eggs and bacon, but the yolk and the grease drip out and make a mess on his face. And best of all, he loves pancakes! But every time he tries to eat one, it comes off in pieces and his face. So, when he wakes up in the morning, he has to try to put the pieces of pancake back together again.
He’s always got a different look on his face: sometimes it looks like he’s smiling, sometimes sad. And sometimes, when he tries to eat a pancake, it breaks again!
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